Today my stalwart art director, the legendary “Caps” Locke, has asked to write a guest blog. Sensitive readers look away now:
SO MY COPYWRITER RIGHT
HE’S CALLING HIMSELF AN SEO COPYWRITER LA DI BLEEDING DA LIKE BEING AN SEO
COPYWRITER TAKES SOME KIND OF OH SEO SPECIAL COPY SKILLS I MEAN WHATS IT ALL
ABOUT SEO THIS SEO THAT IT'S JUST REPETITIOUS NONSENSE OR USE OF SMARTY SMART
TRICKS LIKE WRITING SEO IN TWO BITS LIKE P**SE OFF SEE WHAT I DID THERE AND
WRITING COPYWRITING LIKE COPY HERE AND WRITING THERE AND HOW MANY SEO
COPYWRITERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB WELL THEY WOULDN’T JUST PUT IN
ONE LIGHTBULB WOULD THEY THEY’D PUT IN ONE AFTER ANOTHER AFTER ANOTHER I MEAN
THIS SEO COPYWRITING I BET IT GOSE OFF THE WHOLE RADAR IN NO TIME ITS JUST
FOOLS GOLD YOU KNOW THAT PY-WHATS IT CALLED I’D BETTER ASK NIC HE’D KNOW HES A
PLANNER OI NIC WHAT’S FOOLS GOLD CALLED NIC O PYWRITES
Uh, thanks, Caps. I think.
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